Katya? It's Ken. I had a great time last night and I was wondering if you wanted to do it again sometime?
Ken! Hi. I had a great time too. I'd really like that. When are you free?
How pathetic will it sound if I say any night this week?
If that's pathetic then I'm in the same boat.
Speaking of boats, what if we take a harbor tour?
Saturday evening? I'll pick you up if you send me your address.
Sure. I've decided that even if you are a stalker, you're a good looking one, so...
I think a good stalker would already have your address. I'm a pretty miserable stalker, you don't have to worry about that.
You could just be lulling me into a false sense of security.
So I probably shouldn't tell you about the pit in the floor of my basement?
I think that's fourth date material. But what do I know? It's not like I'm a stalker...
Now that you say that, I swear I saw someone in a hooded sweater walking quickly away from my house when I left for work this morning. She looked suspiciously like you.
Coincidence. Definitely a coincidence. But hey, you didn't notice if she left a pair of binoculars behind by any chance?
She did, I turned them into the police so they could dust for fingerprints.
Damn. Have they found anything?
I'm afraid that's classified.
When I hear something, you'll be the first to know. But until then we agree neither of us are stalkers, right?
Agreed. Stalker's honor! Oh, shit.
Naughty girl! What a potty mouth you have.
Oops. I'll wash it out with soap.
See that you do. Better yet, let me do it.
Deal. So I'll see you Saturday?
Da. I'll teach you some more Russian too.
I'll see you then. Hope you have a productive day at work!
I will certainly try. See you, Katya!